May 2013
Anonymous asked: blog more
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there’s nothing worse than when breathing through your nose makes that whistle sound
dungeonsanddamsels:
this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”
Anonymous asked: Do you like men in a romantic/sexual way?
FALL OUT BOY WAS SO PERFECT THAT PERFORMANCE WAS PERFECT
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you can think you’re as smart as you want until you have to figure out someone else’s shower
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
rehabbed:
i have a rare disease and nudes are the only cure
localgrlruinseverything:
This may sound bad,...
Anonymous asked: An Irish man walks out of a bar
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Anonymous asked: Post selfies
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
Fall Out Boy, Paramore "My Songs Know" /...
propertyofzack:
A mashup of Fall Out Boy’s “My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark” and Paramore’s “Crushcrushcrush” has been released. Stream it below after the jump.
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GOOD LORD WHAT AM I HEARING THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
sluttyoliveoil:
sluttyoliveoil:
what does the teen boy say after murdering a man
haha no homo(cide)
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throbinhood:
my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have
where he blinks when you move him
and if you angle it right he’ll wink
oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you
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laceratii0n asked: There was a bus of the worlds ugliest people going to an ugly competition. At the gates of the venue, the bus crashed and they all died. They all went to heaven and god decided to give them all one wish, because he made life so hard. The first person wished to be beautiful. The second person heard this and wished the same. At the end of the line, one man was hysterically laughing. His turn came...
Watchmadamtoluene:
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IN SPANISH
Wait I finally got to watch this. It’s just a thousand times funnier in spanish ohgodwhy.
aguaaaaaaa
tell me a joke
kelseynipples:
earthnation:
earthnation:
lol this dumbass moth is flying into my laptop screen lol u dumb moth
IT FLEW UNDER MY FINGER WHILE I WAS TYPING IT JUST COMMITED SUICIDE IT PROBABLY READ THIS POST AND GOT SAD IM SO SORRY MOTH IM SORRY U DIED BY MY HAND R.I.P U WERE ONE CHILL MOTH
they only care once you’re gone
imagine if we all had miniature lasagna noodles for fingers
theyellowbrickroad:
tricking people into thinking i might be attractive online is one of my greatest ongoing pranks
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