1. 15:06 16th Apr 2014

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    Reblogged from exxxotikhan

    beardsmelting:

    every time i see this i laugh so hard i’m in physical pain

     
  2. 14:50

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    Everyone is someone’s devil.
    — Matthew Hicks, Memoirs of an Imaginary Friend (via larmoyante)
     
  3. 14:47

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    decaptor:

    when u wanna take selfies but there r people around and ur just like ‘gotta take a stealthie

     
  4. 14:38

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    Reblogged from khaleesifeels

     
  5. 13:48

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  6. 13:12

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    rated m

    rated m

    (Source: nflstreet)

     
  7. 12:56

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    djmeatdaddy:

    distinctmemory:

    mightfallin:

    whirrring:

    thetiredgames:

    Dachshund U.N.

    For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”

    YES

    i’m going to fucking die

     
  8. 12:33

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    (Source: euphonious-name)

     
  9. 11:12

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    snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

    snazziest:

    "I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

    (Source: theslowpokewell)

     
  10. 10:12

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    Tags: farfromthepacific

    image: Download

    STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE DAD

    STOP TRYING TO RUN MY LIFE DAD

     
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    10 am selfie lighting is a blessing

    10 am selfie lighting is a blessing

     
  12. 00:28

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    Anonymous asked: Favorite song at the moment?

    I’m gonna bring it back to 2k2 on this one but I’ve had stuck in America by sugarcult stuck in my head for days

     
  13. 23:59 15th Apr 2014

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    Anonymous asked: Get it?! YOURE THE WEIRD STORY! Oh man. #hysterical

    fuckin rude tbh

     
  14. Anonymous asked: you

    ME

     
  15. 23:44

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    Anonymous asked: One time I had sex in the back of a car. This kid used a magnum but shouldn't have. He was like 6'1 and had a very tiny sedan. We fucked to a Pretty Ricky Pandora Playlist I still have and only used once. Anyways, he dropped me off at school and I went right to Buffalo Wild Wings with my friends and peed as soon as I got there. Well when I checked the toilet I saw the condom from earlier FLOATING in the toilet. I started to feel sick, and my best friend was hysterical with laughter.

    Attention make sure you use the right sized condom or who knows where it will end up